A Woman Cannot Survive on Wine Alone Funny Cat T-Shirt

Green Comfort Colors T-shirt featuring cats beside a wine bottle and glass with A Woman Cannot Survive on Wine Alone She Also Needs Cats text.
A Woman Cannot Survive on Wine Alone Funny Cat T-Shirt
A Woman Cannot Survive on Wine Alone Funny Cat T-Shirt
A Woman Cannot Survive on Wine Alone Funny Cat T-Shirt
A Woman Cannot Survive on Wine Alone Funny Cat T-Shirt
A Woman Cannot Survive on Wine Alone Funny Cat T-Shirt
A Woman Cannot Survive on Wine Alone Funny Cat T-Shirt
A Woman Cannot Survive on Wine Alone Funny Cat T-Shirt
A Woman Cannot Survive on Wine Alone Funny Cat T-Shirt
A Woman Cannot Survive on Wine Alone Funny Cat T-Shirt
A Woman Cannot Survive on Wine Alone Funny Cat T-Shirt
A Woman Cannot Survive on Wine Alone Funny Cat T-Shirt
A Woman Cannot Survive on Wine Alone Funny Cat T-Shirt
A Woman Cannot Survive on Wine Alone Funny Cat T-Shirt
A Woman Cannot Survive on Wine Alone Funny Cat T-Shirt
A Woman Cannot Survive on Wine Alone Funny Cat T-Shirt
A Woman Cannot Survive on Wine Alone Funny Cat T-Shirt
A Woman Cannot Survive on Wine Alone Funny Cat T-Shirt
A Woman Cannot Survive on Wine Alone Funny Cat T-Shirt
A Woman Cannot Survive on Wine Alone Funny Cat T-Shirt
A Woman Cannot Survive on Wine Alone Funny Cat T-Shirt
A Woman Cannot Survive on Wine Alone Funny Cat T-Shirt
A Woman Cannot Survive on Wine Alone Funny Cat T-Shirt
A Woman Cannot Survive on Wine Alone Funny Cat T-Shirt
A Woman Cannot Survive on Wine Alone Funny Cat T-Shirt
A Woman Cannot Survive on Wine Alone Funny Cat T-Shirt
A Woman Cannot Survive on Wine Alone Funny Cat T-Shirt
A Woman Cannot Survive on Wine Alone Funny Cat T-Shirt

A Woman Cannot Survive on Wine Alone Funny Cat T-Shirt

$37.99
Taxes included in the price.

A woman cannot survive on wine alone.

Obviously.

She also needs cats.

For the woman who has her priorities completely straight, this funny cat tee brings together wine, cats and the sort of life advice we can actually get behind.

Featuring a little feline committee gathered around a bottle and glass of wine, it’s a fun statement shirt for cat moms, wine lovers and anyone whose ideal evening involves staying home with both.

Printed on a premium Comfort Colors tee, it has that soft, relaxed, lived-in feel that makes it an easy favorite for casual days, weekends and evenings under feline supervision.

Why you’ll love it

🍷 Cats + wine — an extremely sensible lifestyle philosophy.
🐾 Relaxed unisex fit — casual, comfortable and easy to style.
💛 Soft ring-spun cotton — premium Comfort Colors comfort from day one.
🎁 Fun cat mom gift — ideal for birthdays, girls' nights or just because she needs another cat shirt.
😻 Gives back — every purchase helps rescue cats in need.

Find your purr-fect fit
Check the size guide before ordering for your preferred relaxed fit.

Ready to order?

1️⃣ Pick your color.
2️⃣ Choose your size.
3️⃣ Add to cart.

Wine optional. Cats non-negotiable. 🐈🍷

Digital Downloads are instant through email.

Physical orders ship from our U.S. partner studios via UPS, FedEx, or USPS.

Processing takes 2–4 business days, and most packages arrive up to 5 days after dispatch.

You’ll receive a tracking link once your order is on its way.

Please double‑check your shipping address - we can’t reroute parcels after hand‑off.

If your order arrives damaged, contact us at hello@mycatmademebuythis.com so we can make it right under our 365‑Day Happiness Guarantee.

A Woman Cannot Survive on Wine Alone Funny Cat T-Shirt

$37.99

OUR PROMISE

Though rare, issues do happen. We stand behind what we create, so every purchase comes with a 365-day guarantee.
If it doesn’t raise a smile, laugh, or feel proud to show off your cat-loving status, we’ll make it right. No judgment - even from our cats.

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WEAR YOUR CATITUDE

For the humans who know it’s not “just a cat.”

  • Subtle nods only real cat people catch
  • Designs that spark instant “same!” moments
  • Made for proud cat moms, dads & devoted staff
  • Start conversations without saying a word 🐾
A woman standing in a kitchen wearing a black crewneck t-shirt with a graphic of a tabby cat playing a guitar.

HIGH QUALITY PRODUCTS

  • Super soft comfort
  • Premium materials and print
  • Clear sizing
  • Backed up by our promise