Cats Before Twats😺 - Tote Bags

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Cats Before Twats😺 - Tote Bags

$43.99 $34.99
Taxes included in the price.

Cover all your grab and go needs with our empowering (but. bit cheeky) long handle tote bags while being eco-conscious. 

- Reinforced stitching on handles
- Large printable area for front & back
- Capacity 10 litres

- 100% cotton 
- 3 - 5 oz/yard², 100 - 170 g/m²

This product is made on demand. No minimums.

Orders ship from our U.S. partner studios via UPS, FedEx, or USPS.

Processing takes 2–4 business days, and most packages arrive up to 5 days after dispatch.

You’ll receive a tracking link once your order is on its way.

Please double‑check your shipping address - we can’t reroute parcels after hand‑off.

If your order arrives damaged, contact us at hello@mycatmademebuythis.com so we can make it right under our 365‑Day Happiness Guarantee.

Cats Before Twats😺 - Tote Bags

$43.99 $34.99

OUR PROMISE

Though rare, issues do happen. We stand behind what we create, so every purchase comes with a 365-day guarantee.
If it doesn’t raise a smile, laugh, or feel proud to show off your cat-loving status, we’ll make it right. No judgment - even from our cats.

5 ⭐ RATED BY CAT PARENTS

Backed by Our 365‑Day Guarantee.

WEAR YOUR CATITUDE

For the humans who know it’s not “just a cat.”

  • Subtle nods only real cat people catch
  • Designs that spark instant “same!” moments
  • Made for proud cat moms, dads & devoted staff
  • Start conversations without saying a word 🐾
A woman standing in a kitchen wearing a black crewneck t-shirt with a graphic of a tabby cat playing a guitar.

HIGH QUALITY PRODUCTS

  • Super soft comfort
  • Premium materials and print
  • Clear sizing
  • Backed up by our promise