Not Slim. Kinda Shady
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Not Slim. Kinda Shady
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- My Cat Made Me Buy This
NOT SLIM, KINDA SHADY. 100% CAT-MOM ENERGY.
Meet the hoodie made for every cat mom who knows her feline is chaotic, dramatic, and absolutely perfect. Featuring bold, cheeky lettering that says exactly what you’re thinking, this soft cozy favorite is your new go-to for coffee runs, couch naps, and pretending your cat doesn’t run your entire life.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
🎅 Printed in the USA — crisp, clean, high-quality prints made to survive years of fur, lint rollers, and attitude.
📦 FREE Shipping — because if your cat doesn’t pay rent, you shouldn’t be paying extra either.
🐾 Super soft = quality cat cuddles — double lined hood with matching drawstring and front pouch pocket to store their treats
💛 Premium cotton-poly blend — soft enough for all-day wear, durable enough for hair, claws, and the occasional biscuit-making session. Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
🌎 Ethically sourced materials — made responsibly, because you and your cat both believe in high standards.
STYLE IT YOUR WAY
Throw it on with leggings for that “running errands but still adorable” vibe, layer it under a denim jacket for effortless cool, or size up for peak oversized-hoodie-cat-cuddling energy. However you wear it, this hoodie says you’re confident, comfy, and maybe just the right amount of shady.
All backs are plain. Please see the images for our sizes or click here.
Add to Cart Now — Because the world deserves to know you’re not slim, kinda shady, and 100% powered by cat hair. 🐱💕
LOVE THE DESIGN?
Also available as a T-Shirt and Long Sleeve Shirt. To view our vibrant two-tone mug click here.
When you order from us, we want to provide you with a seamless shopping experience.
- Areas: United States
- Carriers Used: UPS, FedEx, USPS - chosen based on print shop allocated, destination and method.
Shipping Practices:
- We do our utmost best to process your order as quickly as possible through the print shops we work with. Normal processing time is between 2-4 business days (excluding weekends and holidays)
- Once processed your order will be handed over to a shipping carrier. Please note that shipping times are estimates and not guarantees.
- Shipping costs will be calculated and displayed at checkout. They may vary by location and shipping speed.
- You'll receive a shipment confirmation email with your tracking number once your order is on its way.
Shipping Delays & Carrier Responsibility
Once a package is handed over to the carrier, delivery is out of our control. Delays can occur due to weather conditions, holiday peak seasons, or carrier operational changes. If your package is delayed, we recommend reaching out to the carrier directly for updates. You can track your package through the parcel apps website.
Lost or Stolen Packages
We are not responsible for lost or stolen packages after they have been marked as delivered by the carrier. If your package is missing, please check with your local carrier office or neighbors first. If you are unable to locate it, contact the carrier to file a claim.
Incorrect Shipping Information
Please double-check your shipping address at checkout. We are not responsible for orders shipped to incorrect addresses provided by the customer. If an order is returned due to an incorrect address, the customer will be responsible for reshipping fees.
International Shipping
At this time, we only ship within the USA.
Please be aware that should this be expanded, international shipments may be subject to customs fees or import taxes upon arrival, which are not covered by My Cat Made Me Buy This.
By placing an order, you agree to this shipping policy. If you have any questions, feel free to contact us at hello@mycatmademebuythis.com
Damages and Issues
In the rare event that your order arrives damaged or you encounter any issues, please contact us promptly at hello@mycatmademebuythis.com
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
We are committed to ensuring that your experience is as delightful as our products.
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