Not Slim. Kinda Shady
Not Slim. Kinda Shady
- Vendor
- My Cat Made Me Buy This
NOT SLIM, KINDA SHADY. 100% CAT-MOM ENERGY.
Meet the hoodie made for every cat mom who knows her feline is chaotic, dramatic, and absolutely perfect. Featuring bold, cheeky lettering that says exactly what you’re thinking, this soft cozy favorite is your new go-to for coffee runs, couch naps, and pretending your cat doesn’t run your entire life.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
🎅 Printed in the USA — crisp, clean, high-quality prints made to survive years of fur, lint rollers, and attitude.
🐾 Super soft = quality cat cuddles — double lined hood with matching drawstring and front pouch pocket to store their treats
💛 Premium cotton-poly blend — soft enough for all-day wear, durable enough for hair, claws, and the occasional biscuit-making session. Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
🌎 Ethically sourced materials — made responsibly, because you and your cat both believe in high standards.
STYLE IT YOUR WAY
Throw it on with leggings for that “running errands but still adorable” vibe, layer it under a denim jacket for effortless cool, or size up for peak oversized-hoodie-cat-cuddling energy. However you wear it, this hoodie says you’re confident, comfy, and maybe just the right amount of shady.
All backs are plain. Please see the images for our sizes or click here.
Add to Cart Now — Because the world deserves to know you’re not slim, kinda shady, and 100% powered by cat hair. 🐱💕
LOVE THE DESIGN?
Also available as a T-Shirt and Long Sleeve Shirt. To view our vibrant two-tone mug click here.
When you order from us, we want to provide you with a transparent shopping experience.
- Areas: United States
- Carriers Used: UPS, FedEx, USPS - chosen based on print shop allocated, destination and method.
Shipping Practices:
- Please double-check your shipping address at checkout. We are not responsible for any errors resulting in returns or incorrect delivery.
- Normal processing time is between 2-4 business days (excluding weekends and holidays)
- Once processed your order will be handed over to a shipping carrier. Please note that shipping times are estimates and not guarantees.
- Shipping costs will be calculated and displayed at checkout. They may vary by location and shipping speed.
- You'll receive a shipment confirmation email with your tracking number once your order is on its way.
Shipping Delays, Carrier Responsibility, Damaged, Lost or Stolen Packages
Once a package is handed over to the carrier, delivery is out of our control. You can track your package through the parcel apps website. We are not responsible for lost or stolen packages after they have been marked as delivered by the carrier. If your package is missing, please check with your local carrier office or neighbors first. If you are unable to locate it, contact the carrier to file a claim.
In the rare event that your order arrives damaged please contact us promptly at hello@mycatmademebuythis.com Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods.
OUR PROMISE
Though rare, issues do happen. We stand behind what we create, so every purchase comes with a 365-day guarantee.
If it doesn’t raise a smile, laugh, or feel proud to show off your cat-loving status, we’ll make it right. No judgment - even from our cats.
WEAR YOUR CATITUDE
For the humans who know it’s not “just a cat.”
- Subtle nods only real cat people catch
- Designs that spark instant “same!” moments
- Made for proud cat moms, dads & devoted staff
- Start conversations without saying a word 🐾
HIGH QUALITY PRODUCTS
- Super soft comfort
- Premium materials and print
- Clear sizing
- Backed up by our promise
