Not Slim. Kinda Shady
Not Slim. Kinda Shady
NOT SLIM, KINDA SHADY. 100% CAT-MOM ENERGY.
Meet the hoodie made for every cat mom who knows her feline is chaotic, dramatic, and absolutely perfect. Featuring bold, cheeky lettering that says exactly what you’re thinking, this soft cozy favorite is your new go-to for coffee runs, couch naps, and pretending your cat doesn’t run your entire life.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
🎅 Printed in the USA — crisp, clean, high-quality prints made to survive years of fur, lint rollers, and attitude.
🐾 Super soft = quality cat cuddles — double lined hood with matching drawstring and front pouch pocket to store their treats
💛 Premium cotton-poly blend — soft enough for all-day wear, durable enough for hair, claws, and the occasional biscuit-making session. Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
🌎 Ethically sourced materials — made responsibly, because you and your cat both believe in high standards.
STYLE IT YOUR WAY
Throw it on with leggings for that “running errands but still adorable” vibe, layer it under a denim jacket for effortless cool, or size up for peak oversized-hoodie-cat-cuddling energy. However you wear it, this hoodie says you’re confident, comfy, and maybe just the right amount of shady.
All backs are plain. Please see the images for our sizes or click here.
Add to Cart Now — Because the world deserves to know you’re not slim, kinda shady, and 100% powered by cat hair. 🐱💕
LOVE THE DESIGN?
Also available as a T-Shirt and Long Sleeve Shirt. To view our vibrant two-tone mug click here.
Orders ship from our U.S. partner studios via UPS, FedEx, or USPS.
Processing takes 2–4 business days, and most packages arrive up to 5 days after dispatch.
You’ll receive a tracking link once your order is on its way.
Please double‑check your shipping address - we can’t reroute parcels after hand‑off.
If your order arrives damaged, contact us at hello@mycatmademebuythis.com so we can make it right under our 365‑Day Happiness Guarantee.
OUR PROMISE
Though rare, issues do happen. We stand behind what we create, so every purchase comes with a 365-day guarantee.
If it doesn’t raise a smile, laugh, or feel proud to show off your cat-loving status, we’ll make it right. No judgment - even from our cats.
5 ⭐ RATED BY CAT PARENTS
Backed by Our 365‑Day Guarantee.
WEAR YOUR CATITUDE
For the humans who know it’s not “just a cat.”
- Subtle nods only real cat people catch
- Designs that spark instant “same!” moments
- Made for proud cat moms, dads & devoted staff
- Start conversations without saying a word 🐾
HIGH QUALITY PRODUCTS
- Super soft comfort
- Premium materials and print
- Clear sizing
- Backed up by our promise
