Cute But Knife-Wielding Kitty

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Cute But Knife-Wielding Kitty
Cute But Knife-Wielding Kitty
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Cute But Knife-Wielding Kitty

$43.99 $34.99
Taxes included in the price.

CUTE, CHAOTIC & ARMED WITH ATTITUDE. 100% CAT-MOM ENERGY.

Meet the hoodie made for every cat mom who knows her feline may be adorable… but absolutely has a chaos streak. Featuring a sweet, wide-eyed kitty holding a (cartoonishly harmless) little knife like it’s plotting its next snack heist, this cozy favorite is your new go-to for errand runs, couch lounging, and dealing with your cat’s questionable life choices. Also available as a Tee.

It’s soft, mischievous, and made for the woman who knows “cute” and “unhinged” coexist perfectly in a single cat.

WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA — crisp, clean artwork that captures pure chaotic kitty charm, made to last through endless cuddle sessions and laundry days.
🐾 Heavy blend, stretchy double-lined hood = all-day comfort — perfect for lounging, napping, and avoiding whatever your cat is planning.
💛 Premium cotton-poly blend — soft enough for lazy mornings, durable enough for claws, purrs, and dramatic side-eye.

🌎 Ethically sourced materials — responsibly made, even if your cat is not.

STYLE IT YOUR WAY

Throw it on with leggings for that “cute but slightly chaotic” vibe, pair it with jeans for everyday errands, or size up for maximum cozy-crime-accomplice energy. However you wear it, this hoodie proves you love your cat — even when they look like they’re plotting something dramatic. See size charts in the images or click here.

Add to Cart Now — Because nothing says “cat mom” like wearing a hoodie featuring a tiny menace holding cutlery. 🐱🔪✨

When you order from us, we want to provide you with a transparent shopping experience.

  • Areas: United States
  • Carriers Used: UPS, FedEx, USPS - chosen based on print shop allocated, destination and method.

Shipping Practices:

  • Please double-check your shipping address at checkout. We are not responsible for any errors resulting in returns or incorrect delivery.
  • Normal processing time is between 2-4 business days (excluding weekends and holidays)
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Shipping Delays, Carrier Responsibility, Damaged, Lost or Stolen Packages

Once a package is handed over to the carrier, delivery is out of our control. You can track your package through the parcel apps website. We are not responsible for lost or stolen packages after they have been marked as delivered by the carrier. If your package is missing, please check with your local carrier office or neighbors first. If you are unable to locate it, contact the carrier to file a claim.

In the rare event that your order arrives damaged please contact us promptly at hello@mycatmademebuythis.com Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods.

Cute But Knife-Wielding Kitty

$43.99 $34.99

OUR PROMISE

Though rare, issues do happen. We stand behind what we create, so every purchase comes with a 365-day guarantee.
If it doesn’t raise a smile, laugh, or feel proud to show off your cat-loving status, we’ll make it right. No judgment - even from our cats.

WEAR YOUR CATITUDE

For the humans who know it’s not “just a cat.”

  • Subtle nods only real cat people catch
  • Designs that spark instant “same!” moments
  • Made for proud cat moms, dads & devoted staff
  • Start conversations without saying a word 🐾
A woman standing in a kitchen wearing a black crewneck t-shirt with a graphic of a tabby cat playing a guitar.

HIGH QUALITY PRODUCTS

  • Super soft comfort
  • Premium materials and print
  • Clear sizing
  • Backed up by our promise