Cute But Knife-Wielding Kitty
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Cute But Knife-Wielding Kitty
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- My Cat Made Me Buy This
CUTE, CHAOTIC & ARMED WITH ATTITUDE. 100% CAT-MOM ENERGY.
Meet the hoodie made for every cat mom who knows her feline may be adorable… but absolutely has a chaos streak. Featuring a sweet, wide-eyed kitty holding a (cartoonishly harmless) little knife like it’s plotting its next snack heist, this cozy favorite is your new go-to for errand runs, couch lounging, and dealing with your cat’s questionable life choices. Also available as a Tee.
It’s soft, mischievous, and made for the woman who knows “cute” and “unhinged” coexist perfectly in a single cat.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
📦 FREE Shipping — because your cat already costs enough in destroyed furniture.
🇺🇸 Printed in the USA — crisp, clean artwork that captures pure chaotic kitty charm, made to last through endless cuddle sessions and laundry days.
🐾 Heavy blend, stretchy double-lined hood = all-day comfort — perfect for lounging, napping, and avoiding whatever your cat is planning.
💛 Premium cotton-poly blend — soft enough for lazy mornings, durable enough for claws, purrs, and dramatic side-eye.
🌎 Ethically sourced materials — responsibly made, even if your cat is not.
STYLE IT YOUR WAY
Throw it on with leggings for that “cute but slightly chaotic” vibe, pair it with jeans for everyday errands, or size up for maximum cozy-crime-accomplice energy. However you wear it, this hoodie proves you love your cat — even when they look like they’re plotting something dramatic. See size charts in the images or click here.
Add to Cart Now — Because nothing says “cat mom” like wearing a hoodie featuring a tiny menace holding cutlery. 🐱🔪✨
When you order from us, we want to provide you with a seamless shopping experience.
- Areas: United States
- Carriers Used: UPS, FedEx, USPS - chosen based on print shop allocated, destination and method.
Shipping Practices:
- We do our utmost best to process your order as quickly as possible through the print shops we work with. Normal processing time is between 2-4 business days (excluding weekends and holidays)
- Once processed your order will be handed over to a shipping carrier. Please note that shipping times are estimates and not guarantees.
- Shipping costs will be calculated and displayed at checkout. They may vary by location and shipping speed.
- You'll receive a shipment confirmation email with your tracking number once your order is on its way.
Shipping Delays & Carrier Responsibility
Once a package is handed over to the carrier, delivery is out of our control. Delays can occur due to weather conditions, holiday peak seasons, or carrier operational changes. If your package is delayed, we recommend reaching out to the carrier directly for updates. You can track your package through the parcel apps website.
Lost or Stolen Packages
We are not responsible for lost or stolen packages after they have been marked as delivered by the carrier. If your package is missing, please check with your local carrier office or neighbors first. If you are unable to locate it, contact the carrier to file a claim.
Incorrect Shipping Information
Please double-check your shipping address at checkout. We are not responsible for orders shipped to incorrect addresses provided by the customer. If an order is returned due to an incorrect address, the customer will be responsible for reshipping fees.
International Shipping
At this time, we only ship within the USA.
Please be aware that should this be expanded, international shipments may be subject to customs fees or import taxes upon arrival, which are not covered by My Cat Made Me Buy This.
By placing an order, you agree to this shipping policy. If you have any questions, feel free to contact us at hello@mycatmademebuythis.com
Damages and Issues
In the rare event that your order arrives damaged or you encounter any issues, please contact us promptly at hello@mycatmademebuythis.com
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
We are committed to ensuring that your experience is as delightful as our products.
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