Eat. Sleep. Purr. Scratch

Eat. Sleep. Purr. Scratch
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Eat. Sleep. Purr. Scratch
Eat. Sleep. Purr. Scratch
Eat. Sleep. Purr. Scratch
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Eat. Sleep. Purr. Scratch

$34.99
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EAT. SLEEP. PURR. SCRATCH. 100% MINIMALIST CAT CHAOS.

Meet the sweatshirt made for every cat mom who loves a clean aesthetic… even if her cat definitely doesn’t. Featuring a simple, cheeky line-art cat and the iconic four-step routine of every feline superstar, this cozy favorite is your new go-to for slow mornings, snack breaks, and accepting your role as your cat’s personal staff.

It’s soft, subtle, and made for the woman who appreciates minimalist style—but lives with maximum drama.

WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA — crisp, clean minimalist print that stays sharp through laundry days, fur flurries, and cat cuddles.
🐾 Cozy everyday comfort = quality cat snuggles — perfect for lounging, napping, and pretending your cat doesn’t run the house.
💛 Premium cotton-poly blend — soft enough for all-day wear, strong enough to handle scratching, shedding, and biscuit-making paws.
📦 FREE Shipping — because you deserve a little treat that doesn’t involve buying more lint rollers.
🌎 Ethically sourced materials — responsibly made, just the way your cat would want (if they cared about anything besides snacks).

STYLE IT YOUR WAY

Wear it with leggings for that “minimalist but still covered in cat hair” vibe, pair it with jeans for a cute everyday look, or size up for maximum cozy-cat-cuddling energy. This clean design is perfect for any cat mom who loves simplicity—minus the part where her cat claws the furniture.

Also available as a Tshirt and Hoodie. For our Gildan size charts see images or click here.

Add to Cart Now — Because your cat’s daily routine deserves to be honored in style. 🐱✨

When you order from us, we want to provide you with a seamless shopping experience.

  • Areas: United States
  • Carriers Used: UPS, FedEx, USPS - chosen based on print shop allocated, destination and method.

Shipping Practices:

  • We do our utmost best to process your order as quickly as possible through the print shops we work with. Normal processing time is between 2-4 business days (excluding weekends and holidays)
  • Once processed your order will be handed over to a shipping carrier. Please note that shipping times are estimates and not guarantees.
  • Shipping costs will be calculated and displayed at checkout. They may vary by location and shipping speed.
  • You'll receive a shipment confirmation email with your tracking number once your order is on its way.

Shipping Delays & Carrier Responsibility

Once a package is handed over to the carrier, delivery is out of our control. Delays can occur due to weather conditions, holiday peak seasons, or carrier operational changes. If your package is delayed, we recommend reaching out to the carrier directly for updates. You can track your package through the parcel apps website.

Lost or Stolen Packages

We are not responsible for lost or stolen packages after they have been marked as delivered by the carrier. If your package is missing, please check with your local carrier office or neighbors first. If you are unable to locate it, contact the carrier to file a claim.

Incorrect Shipping Information

Please double-check your shipping address at checkout. We are not responsible for orders shipped to incorrect addresses provided by the customer. If an order is returned due to an incorrect address, the customer will be responsible for reshipping fees.

International Shipping

At this time, we only ship within the USA.

Please be aware that should this be expanded, international shipments may be subject to customs fees or import taxes upon arrival, which are not covered by My Cat Made Me Buy This.

By placing an order, you agree to this shipping policy. If you have any questions, feel free to contact us at hello@mycatmademebuythis.com

Damages and Issues

In the rare event that your order arrives damaged or you encounter any issues, please contact us promptly at hello@mycatmademebuythis.com

Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.

We are committed to ensuring that your experience is as delightful as our products.

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Eat. Sleep. Purr. Scratch

$34.99

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